Epic Chicken
Its not epic. Youre just this chicken. Really.
EDIT: I realize there is no exit button on the main menu. This is all part of player immersion in the game world.I wish I had more to say. Do you like chickens? Download this app.**FEATURES**- You can be a chicken. That might be interesting.- Move, like chickens do in reality.- None of the undesirable consequences of actually becoming a chicken.- Theres particle effects. Like rain. And Snow.- The chicken avatar you embody is not plagued by your grievous insecurities.- A great way to relax in mediocrity.- No achievements or scrutable goal, eliminating the possibility of becoming a failure.- The chicken will not ask you why you are not achieving the goals you set years ago, while all your friends seem to be bathing in upward momentum and purpose.- Nice royalty-free pixel artIt WORKS.
EDIT: I realize there is no exit button on the main menu. This is all part of player immersion in the game world.I wish I had more to say. Do you like chickens? Download this app.**FEATURES**- You can be a chicken. That might be interesting.- Move, like chickens do in reality.- None of the undesirable consequences of actually becoming a chicken.- Theres particle effects. Like rain. And Snow.- The chicken avatar you embody is not plagued by your grievous insecurities.- A great way to relax in mediocrity.- No achievements or scrutable goal, eliminating the possibility of becoming a failure.- The chicken will not ask you why you are not achieving the goals you set years ago, while all your friends seem to be bathing in upward momentum and purpose.- Nice royalty-free pixel artIt WORKS.
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sucks
It's a great game. But how do you get to the winners room?!
ITS ME
This is the only app on my phone now. It is all I need. I deleted everything else. Everything. Even my Call functionality. I plan to play this for the next 3 days straight until I die of a combination of starvation, dehydration, and epilepsy.
After mistakenly downloading this game, thinking it was a recipe for exceptionally delectable chicken, I soon realized that nothing else matters and I AM NOW EPIC CHICKEN!!!!! Very affordable game. Must have for all of humanity! I would give it more stars!
I made it.
Become a chicken. Do what a chicken do.
Andrew, what's a chicken?
Since it's new I'm aware that there will be a lot of bugs and I'm sure you know about most of them, it's definitely entertaining.
Buck buck buck!